Residents of Kitui town near the
banks of Kalundu River were
recently treated to a spectacle
when two men went for each
other�s throats after they
discovered they had been licking
from the same bowl.
It was on Friday evening when
the man nicknamed Japuonj by
fellow mechanics arrived at his
lover�s residence, heavily
plodding on the stairs.
Having been away for a week to
attend crucial family rendezvous
in Nyanza, he was overly
enthusiastic to meet the teacher.
He brought home a sack of
omena and packets of unga. Little
did he know he wasn�t alone!
Unexpectedly, he discovered that
another man, reported to come
from Western province had
established a kingdom in his
territory.
According to a source, the
teacher had been serving the
duo secretly and none of them
had been suspicious. They did not
know they kissed same lips like
the bride�s calabash and sucked
the same tits like twin brothers.
The woman is said to have a
�unique code of holding men
tightly� since her college years.
All this time, she had kept the
two to boost her income and
keep her going during the hard
economic times. A landlord told
Crazy Monday the two could do
anything in pursuit of the luscious
teacher.
"They were blindly besotted," he
said.
"The teacher and the man from
western had been in the house
for three hours," a neighbour
said. When the well-built mechanic
knocked the door, she opened.
"She had wrapped a leso and her
eyes were rubicund and shy. I
suspected something bigger than
sleep. I pushed the door wide
open. There was the foolish man
in his underwear," Japuonj later
told a crowd that assembled
after the fight.
The two immediately went for
each other�s throats, dragging
their puerile behaviour outside
the house. The woman stood at
the door bug-eyed before locking
herself in the house when a
crowd begun to bulge.
They vomited unprintable words
to each other while throwing
punches. The half-naked man ran
through dark lanes of the town
to avoid shame. But he was
heard airing threats from the
other side of the river. The
mechanic then heroically took to
address the amused crowd,
boasting of energy amassed from
eating omena and brawny body
by lifting heavy metal.
He later went back to the house
with the lover not worried that
he was swimming in already
stirred waters.
But in the morning, the teacher
fled to her maternal uncle�s
place to avoid the disgrace she
had caused..
banks of Kalundu River were
recently treated to a spectacle
when two men went for each
other�s throats after they
discovered they had been licking
from the same bowl.
It was on Friday evening when
the man nicknamed Japuonj by
fellow mechanics arrived at his
lover�s residence, heavily
plodding on the stairs.
Having been away for a week to
attend crucial family rendezvous
in Nyanza, he was overly
enthusiastic to meet the teacher.
He brought home a sack of
omena and packets of unga. Little
did he know he wasn�t alone!
Unexpectedly, he discovered that
another man, reported to come
from Western province had
established a kingdom in his
territory.
According to a source, the
teacher had been serving the
duo secretly and none of them
had been suspicious. They did not
know they kissed same lips like
the bride�s calabash and sucked
the same tits like twin brothers.
The woman is said to have a
�unique code of holding men
tightly� since her college years.
All this time, she had kept the
two to boost her income and
keep her going during the hard
economic times. A landlord told
Crazy Monday the two could do
anything in pursuit of the luscious
teacher.
"They were blindly besotted," he
said.
"The teacher and the man from
western had been in the house
for three hours," a neighbour
said. When the well-built mechanic
knocked the door, she opened.
"She had wrapped a leso and her
eyes were rubicund and shy. I
suspected something bigger than
sleep. I pushed the door wide
open. There was the foolish man
in his underwear," Japuonj later
told a crowd that assembled
after the fight.
The two immediately went for
each other�s throats, dragging
their puerile behaviour outside
the house. The woman stood at
the door bug-eyed before locking
herself in the house when a
crowd begun to bulge.
They vomited unprintable words
to each other while throwing
punches. The half-naked man ran
through dark lanes of the town
to avoid shame. But he was
heard airing threats from the
other side of the river. The
mechanic then heroically took to
address the amused crowd,
boasting of energy amassed from
eating omena and brawny body
by lifting heavy metal.
He later went back to the house
with the lover not worried that
he was swimming in already
stirred waters.
But in the morning, the teacher
fled to her maternal uncle�s
place to avoid the disgrace she
had caused..
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