Like the way ur thinking

"Johnny, if there were
five birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how
many would be left?" "None,"
replied Johnny, "cause the rest
would fly away." "Well, the
answer is four," said the teacher,
"but I like the way you're
thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a
question for you. If there were
three women eating ice cream
cones in a shop, one was licking
her cone, the second was biting
her cone and the third was
sucking her cone, which one is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously,
"I guess the one sucking the
cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one
with the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way you're
thinking.".....

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