If you’re one in a million, there
are six thousand people exactly
like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that
great.
I feel so miserable without you,
it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married – but his
wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is
intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your
brains will fall out.
I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on
the set, I go into the other room
and read a book.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in
general, the language of the
devil.
Our enemies are innovative and
resourceful, and so are we. They
never stop thinking about new
ways to harm our country and
our people, and neither do we.
Someone who thinks logically,
provides a nice contrast to the
real world.
You were looking good from
afar.. now you’re far from
looking good.
I like you. People say I’ve got no
taste, but I like you.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no
duh!”
Nothing is more discouraging
than unappreciated sarcasm.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
Sometimes I need what only you
can provide: your absence.
A sarcastic person has a
superiority complex that can be
cured only by the honesty of
humility.
We are responsible for what we
do unless we are celebrities.
The grass may be greener on
the other side but at least you
don’t have to mow it.
There’s too much blood in my
caffeine system.
I won’t say ours was a tough
school, but we had our own
coroner.We used to write essays
like: What I’m going to be if I
grow up.
Going to church doesn’t make
you a Christian, any more than
standing in a garage makes you
a car.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m
sorry, Your Highness, should I go
get you your coffee and tea
now?
Sarcasm helps keep you from
telling people what you really
think of them.
A computer once beat me at
chess, but it was no match for
me at kick boxing.
A person who aims at nothing is
sure to hit it.
Outside of a dog, a book is
probably man’s best friend, and
inside of a dog, it’s too dark to
read.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met
such a small mind inside such a
big head before.
Those who cast the votes decide
nothing. Those who count the
votes decide everything.
If you look like your passport
picture, you probably need the
trip.
are six thousand people exactly
like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that
great.
I feel so miserable without you,
it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married – but his
wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is
intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your
brains will fall out.
I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on
the set, I go into the other room
and read a book.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in
general, the language of the
devil.
Our enemies are innovative and
resourceful, and so are we. They
never stop thinking about new
ways to harm our country and
our people, and neither do we.
Someone who thinks logically,
provides a nice contrast to the
real world.
You were looking good from
afar.. now you’re far from
looking good.
I like you. People say I’ve got no
taste, but I like you.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no
duh!”
Nothing is more discouraging
than unappreciated sarcasm.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
Sometimes I need what only you
can provide: your absence.
A sarcastic person has a
superiority complex that can be
cured only by the honesty of
humility.
We are responsible for what we
do unless we are celebrities.
The grass may be greener on
the other side but at least you
don’t have to mow it.
There’s too much blood in my
caffeine system.
I won’t say ours was a tough
school, but we had our own
coroner.We used to write essays
like: What I’m going to be if I
grow up.
Going to church doesn’t make
you a Christian, any more than
standing in a garage makes you
a car.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m
sorry, Your Highness, should I go
get you your coffee and tea
now?
Sarcasm helps keep you from
telling people what you really
think of them.
A computer once beat me at
chess, but it was no match for
me at kick boxing.
A person who aims at nothing is
sure to hit it.
Outside of a dog, a book is
probably man’s best friend, and
inside of a dog, it’s too dark to
read.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met
such a small mind inside such a
big head before.
Those who cast the votes decide
nothing. Those who count the
votes decide everything.
If you look like your passport
picture, you probably need the
trip.
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