Truth

90 year man- "My
18 year wife is pregnant, your
opinion doctor?"
Dr- Let me tell u a story...
A hunter in a hurry, grabs an
umbrela instead of the gun. He
moves into the jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle
and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man- That is impossible, sum1
else must have shot d lion!
Dr: EXACTLY!!.. :).