what u looking at?

I saw a girl
outside -- had
the biggest fake titties
I've ever seen in my
life. They were this
big, with a half top
with stuff written on the shirt, and I
couldn't help but look at it. She got
mad at me. She goes, 'What are
you looking at?' I was like, 'Hey, if I
stuff a balloon in my pants and paint
a bulls eye on it, you might take a
second freakin' peek, weirdo.'.