'A chips shall practice full
disclosure before she's
fungwad. Full disclosure
includes disclosing whether her
hair or teeth are fake, whether
she has a medical condition, or
whether the club's neon lights
makes her look hotter than she
really is.
In relation to sub section 5 Chips
should remember the way they
use to the dude's residence
because on the day after, no
chips should expect to be seen
off the stage. In fact if possible,
don't wake the man
up,..........just leave
quietly.
SECTION 3, Chips should never
come to the club with mummy,
daddy or girlfriend issues. Clubs
are happy places - shida zako
wacha home.
section 4,We live in a dangerous
world. Chips shall accept to be
eaten with sauce. Not vinegar or
mustard but sauce. Always
remember, kuna chips
imekarangwa na transformer
A chips shall never ask for
payment after a night of
sec.........luded fun in a secluded
place. Chipsing is free. Asking
for credit, fare back home shall
be taken as asking for payment
and will result in disciplinary
action
Sec 7:Chips shall leave other pals
after meeting with the dude.
Bringing an extra mama will be
taken to mean that the man is
being propositioned for a 3-
some.
Sec7c: Under no circumstances
shall the chipo-ee suggest a
change of venue unless its
cheaper or more secluded, with
intentions of muliro garden type
act. Notifications of these must
be whispered to the chipo-er in
advance and approved before
proceeding.
No chips shall disclose any
secrets that the man might tell
her when he's tipsy. Neither
shall she disclose to other people
where the man lives. It is a
serious offence for a chips to
warn other chips that the man is
a serial chipser
Section 7d..Chips must accept
without question whatever
name the chipo- ee decides to
call himself that time.... Even if
he is missing all his front teeth,
black as night, call fish fis and
insist he is Kamau......
Sec 8 A chips shall never feign
sleep or lack of it, she shall at all
times be ready for a marathon,
irrespective of how many
horsepowers the chipser emits!
Sec 9 the chips must keep the
soundtrack to a minimum... the
occupiers of the next room
(replace with bench in case in
muliro) might need their sleep...
Sec 9b Chanting of Mummy,
Daddy is prohibited... and please
please please lets leave the lord
out of this.....
disclosure before she's
fungwad. Full disclosure
includes disclosing whether her
hair or teeth are fake, whether
she has a medical condition, or
whether the club's neon lights
makes her look hotter than she
really is.
In relation to sub section 5 Chips
should remember the way they
use to the dude's residence
because on the day after, no
chips should expect to be seen
off the stage. In fact if possible,
don't wake the man
up,..........just leave
quietly.
SECTION 3, Chips should never
come to the club with mummy,
daddy or girlfriend issues. Clubs
are happy places - shida zako
wacha home.
section 4,We live in a dangerous
world. Chips shall accept to be
eaten with sauce. Not vinegar or
mustard but sauce. Always
remember, kuna chips
imekarangwa na transformer
A chips shall never ask for
payment after a night of
sec.........luded fun in a secluded
place. Chipsing is free. Asking
for credit, fare back home shall
be taken as asking for payment
and will result in disciplinary
action
Sec 7:Chips shall leave other pals
after meeting with the dude.
Bringing an extra mama will be
taken to mean that the man is
being propositioned for a 3-
some.
Sec7c: Under no circumstances
shall the chipo-ee suggest a
change of venue unless its
cheaper or more secluded, with
intentions of muliro garden type
act. Notifications of these must
be whispered to the chipo-er in
advance and approved before
proceeding.
No chips shall disclose any
secrets that the man might tell
her when he's tipsy. Neither
shall she disclose to other people
where the man lives. It is a
serious offence for a chips to
warn other chips that the man is
a serial chipser
Section 7d..Chips must accept
without question whatever
name the chipo- ee decides to
call himself that time.... Even if
he is missing all his front teeth,
black as night, call fish fis and
insist he is Kamau......
Sec 8 A chips shall never feign
sleep or lack of it, she shall at all
times be ready for a marathon,
irrespective of how many
horsepowers the chipser emits!
Sec 9 the chips must keep the
soundtrack to a minimum... the
occupiers of the next room
(replace with bench in case in
muliro) might need their sleep...
Sec 9b Chanting of Mummy,
Daddy is prohibited... and please
please please lets leave the lord
out of this.....
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